There was a lot of hand-wringing from political writers recently when former Arkansas governor and God-fearing Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee said he thought the Constitution should be based on the Ten Commandments. Or something like that.
Personally, I think that would be a great idea.
For openers, we would have to immediately pull our troops out of Iraq, or at least disarm them, because of the sixth commandment: “Thou Shalt Not Kill.” Try as I might, I couldn’t find any clauses in there about being able to kill people with whom we disagree. And the death penalty? Forget about it. (Oh, yeah – no more abortions, either: Mike was right about that).
No graven images. What would that mean for the advertising industry?
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Honor thy father and mother. Doesn’t that kind of sound like we should have a national health care plan, especially for the elderly?
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Oops – time to rethink the way political campaigns are conducted.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t interpret the part about taking the Lord’s name in vain as being only about the things we say when we smash our fingers with a hammer. Maybe it also refers to how many people use that name in order to raise money or get elected.
Thou shalt not steal. I don’t see any exemption for the government.
All in all, Mike, you’ve really hit on something. Let’s get that ball rolling!
One thing, though – there's nothing in there about gay marriage. Sorry.